Monday, December 23, 2013

Twas 2 Nights Before Christmas Authored by... London James Guerra!

Hey, all of my Mama's cookies are in the oven and my house is light and bright Peeps! Well, the Christmas Season and festivities are in full swing up here! Mama, Dad-O and I have decided that this year, instead of mailing out a Christmas Card, we were going to blog a Nostalgic Poem, but change it up- once more- London Style. Grab a candy cane and some hot chocolate and enjoy.


Twas 2 nights before Christmas,
When all through Visalia City
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even Mama Kitty.


The stockings were hung
And the computer was on,
So I decided to reminisce,
About 2013, it was the bomb!


Mama and Dad-O were nestled 
All snug in their bed,
While visions of having turned 30
Danced in their heads.


And me with my front teeth
And I in my bow-tie,
Was sitting in the Presbyterian Church
Watching Aunt Mon marry my Uncle Rye.


When out on the VonMeter's lawn
There hopped the Easter Bunny,
Mama and Dad-O wanted a quick pic;
Trying to catch him was so funny.


Away to my Dodger gear
I dressed at the start of the Season,
Perhaps I was good luck
And them making it to the Play-Offs- I could've been the reason.


The sun in the farmland
Was shining and ablaze;
While excitement of turning one
Was coupled with party planning-craze.


When what to my dazzling eyes
Did I see,
But Mickey's amazing Clubhouse
And those I adore... Celebrating Me!


The most impressive gift,
Given by Uncle Jer and Aunt Wen,
It was a hand drawn portrait of me-
It's an absolute gem!


With Mr. Sandman
Coming through and delivering my dream,
My First Birthday was the coolest,
That I'd ever seen!


We scurried like mice,
My family all went
To Disneyland this Summer,
A lot of magical moments were spent!


"Now Nathaniel! Now Jason!
Now, Aubrie and Grimmi!
On, Jacob! On, Lindsay!
On, Papa Rich and my Noni!


To the entrance of Main Street!
To the Lands all around!
I wore my Mouse Ears all Day;
And I'm a fan of the firework sound!


Towards the end of summer
I was dedicated at Visalia First,
With Papa Rich teaching "The Word"
You can't help but give an "Amen" outburst!


So with Fall drawing near
The summer it flew,
With day trips to Yosemite,
And the Sequoia Park, too.


In first not believing,
We may see a brown bear
Mama saw one, she did!
It evoked quite the scare.


September it was welcomed
Though we missed Dad-O on his business trip;
But Grandpa Mark came to visit
And I learned he was way cool and really hip!


I would sing with all my might
And Grandpa would join in;
Give our band 20 years,
A Grammy we're sure to win!

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The patch full of pumpkins
Was loaded with corn mazes and fun;
Especially for yours truly 
Since now I can walk and even run!


Days before Halloween
I received First Mission from Space Command!
Jacob and I suited up like LightYear
And Trick-Or-Treated at the ol' Disneyland!


My first haircut was quite the deal,
Acting calm I certainly tried,
But my mellowness didn't matter
Mama still missed my duck-tail and cried.


The last day of October
I was of course Mickey Mouse;
We partied and dressed up,
It wouldn't have been any other way in my house!


In November Dad-O received a job offer;
Our families are excited all around,
Moving back to Orange County
We say our goodbyes to the farms and to V-Town.


After Thanksgiving
With the Seasons going by faster;
Mama and Dad-O launched an ETSY business
It's called Moments Ever After.


We love staying busy
Between myself, Daddy and Mom,
But I still love blogging here
At themanyadventuresoflondonjames.blogspot.com!


My best buds and I,
Have been so blessed this past year;
And we want you to know how much you're loved
You are all sweeter than Santa's Reindeer!


When enjoying all the fun
Of this super festive Season,
I pray you feel happiness and joy
And remember that Jesus is the Reason!


As I end this blog
I say with all my London might,
"Merry Christmas to all.
And to all an awesome night."

Thursday, December 12, 2013

O, Where Art Thou Mr. Turkey?

Hey all of my the holidays are upon us and I am thankful, I have some teeth to eat the delicious food that this time of year has to offer, Peeps!!! So Mama, Dad-O and I stayed up in farm country this year for Mr. Turkey Day.


Our Aunt Cookie said that she would host "The Meal" this year! Aunt Lindsay, Cousin Jake, Aunt Monica, Uncle Ryan, Great Grandma Alta, Great Grandpa Carl, Noni and Papa Rich all joined us up here in V-Town to give some Thanks!


Of course, the night before Thanksgiving, Mama could not wait to put me in some Christmas PJ's....


Mama, could we not have waited just one more evening until the Turkey dinner was complete before showcasing the Santa and reindeer jams???


Oh, what the turkey hay stack?!


I love the festive heart you have Mama!!! You are #1 in my Christmas Spirit book!


After taking a few photos of me in my seasonal PJs...


 It was time to get dressed for the holiday at hand!


Happy Turkey and Football Day!!!


You know, this year I got a little confused...


Mama greeted everyone this day with, "Happy, Happy Turkey Day!"


And, everyone always speaks of the Turkey as the star guest of this show...


But, when we got to Aunt Cooks, there was no Mr. Turkey tanning in her kitchen!


That's right!


Escape of the Turkey Saga commenced...


I was on a mission. I was going to find that star of this Guerra Thanksgiving show if it was the only thing I did for the day!


I know Aunt Cookie has some cats, so my train of thought- "choo choo"- was maybe the fur babes knew where Turkey was... and hopefully not in their tum tums.


But not even the cats could be found... Boy, oh boy! No animal wants to make an appearance on this day. 


I looked in the halls for Turkey.


I looked in the formal living room for Turkey.


I took Dad-O with me to have him help me look... Mr. Turkey didn't even show up for my Dad-O...


Now this was getting serious.


Suddenly, I heard Noni say that she had a special Turkey for Cousin Jake and for Me! Finally, I thought, Mr. Star Bird was found!


You have got to be kidding me!



I mean, Felt Turkey was awesome and all as our Thanksgiving baskets (Thank you Noni), but I was expecting a different kind of Turkey.


After opening my Thanksgiving Basket and discovering my awesome Thomas The Train Engine (which I love!), I was back to work.


Sherlock London's my name.


And finding Mr. Turkey's my game.


This is no surprise, but Mama and Dad-O wanted to take a few Family pictures in between my Turkey journey.



I tried.


I really did.


But I have a one track mind.


I was going to be the hero of this Thanksgiving.


And all of a sudden...


It came to me!


While kicking' back in my Bat Mobile- SIDE NOTE: pardon my socks, a little dirty from all of the Turkey Travels.


I got it! Papa Rich! There was one place at Aunt Cookies that I had not yet thought of to look for Mr. Turkey...


The backyard patio!


And there he was, tanning in the November sun.


Escape of the Turkey Saga had come to a happy...


And yummy, end.


Aunt Cookie, Noni and Great Grandma Alta did a totally delish job with Mr. Turkey and his sidekicks! And just to add the most special time to this awesome Thanksgiving, we all got to celebrate Grandpa Carl's Birthday and let him know how loved and wonderfully special he truly is!