Litmus Test for Majorly Teething

Hey all of my Act Fluoride using, Crest brushing, floss pickin' Peeps! So this particular post goes out to all of those Peeps who have not a full set of chompers... quite yet. I have put together a Litmus Test so you can accurately diagnose yourselves as "Teething Tikes!" And the test commences in 5...4...3...2... 

Do you find yourself gnawing on a plastic bumble bee's anttena?

How about attempting to crawl while chewing on Sheriff Woody's Hat?

Feeling the need to still chew on Sheriff Woody's Hat even during bath time?

While dining, do you clamp down on your Munchkin spoon, not letting go, 'cause you figure it is the closest thing to a "chew toy" you've got? Not so extreme.

Thinking about gumming the brim of the bowl when the food is all gone...

Extreme.

Do you find that you look into your Rock Band mirror each and everyday to see the progress your sproutin' pearly whites have made?

Chewing on your Daddy's hat ring true to any of you?

Getting tired of tasting your own thumb, so going on to using your Mommy's thumb instead?

Don't EVEN think about it!

Ah... why not?

And lastly, does your Mama and Daddy keep trying to get pictures in your mouth to capture those first signs of teeth?

If you have answered "Yes" to 8 or more of these questions, then you have a possible diagnosis of Teething... better book a dental cleaning and go easy on the sweets.

And The Oscar Goes To...

Hey all my Red Carpet strollin', limo crusin', fancy to the schmancy dressed to the 9's, Oscar going Peeps! Well, it's Hollywood's BIGGEST Night and boy do I have a story for you! So there I was, L to the J to the G, sittin' in my still rented from Valentine's Day Tuxedo, eagerly awaiting to see who all these golden statues were going to go to and trying to figure out how this dude Oscar got to be so famous...

And then I heard it... "And the Oscar for Best Miniature Actor in a Leading Role goes to LONDON JAMES GUERRA!" (and the crowd went crazy!)

One word Peeps, SHOCKER! I was so honored to receive this award for my daily performance in, "The Many Adventures of London James," NOT to be confused with James Bond, he is 007, I am 00-ALMOST 1! What was I feeling at the time I received my award you ask? First I was thrilled and then here you can see I got a lil' emotional...

But then I started to feel like I needed a teething toy (still working on my top two teeth)!

On a serious note, I would like to thank the Academy and my Mama and Dad for their love and support... this one's for you folks.

Oh, I almost forgot... please hold the "your time is up for your speech music..." I need to thank the Mouse whom I laugh at and play my rock band music to everyday... this one's also for the Clubhouse! 

Project Valentine!

Hey all my Valentine exchangin', 1-800 FLOWER sendin', gourmet Heart Shaped Pizza gettin' Peeps! This is a pretty rad day, Mommy even had like three outfit changes for me for this one day y'all refer to as The Day of L-O-V-E! This is how I feel about that...

Just in case anyone is wondering, this shirt of mine says "Kisses $.25!" Don't worry Mommy, I won't charge you, you would owe me like one million dollars!!! So my Noni got me my first Valentine's Dragon and Mama says, now London, smile just like Mr. Dragon... Ta-Da, how'd I do?

Thank you, thank you, you can hold your applause 'till the end. Next outfit up is "My First Valentine's Day" shirt with my main man on it!!! Happy V-Day Mickey ol' boy!

My ears got a little chilly on this warm hearted kind of day... never fear my trapper hat is always near!

Daddy and I discussed this "love-ly" day, and decided he had something special planned for Mama, so I knew that I wanted to make it grandioso for her too! Project Valentine Making for Mommy was in full swing! Supply List:

Big Red Heart - CHECK!

"Be Mine Valentine" Mickey Mouse Style - CHECK!

London Drool hoping it will make Mickey Valentine's stick to Big Red Heart because I am too young to use Elmer's Glue- CHECK!

MAMA! You are not suppose to see what I am making you!

I could not decide which Valentine I wanted to give to Mommy, so I thought that perhaps I would just give them all to her... I knew at that moment this kid was gonna need A LOT more drool for this Project Valentine!

I am feelin' a lil thristy...

Starting to tire out... I have Hearts coming out of my ears... LITERALLY!!!

I am like a 7 month old Cupid!

And then it was Daddy's turn to give Mommy something super duper awesome... he had a special vase with a picture of them in Paris made and it was sent with a dozen, red, long-stemmed roses; for all of you who may not know... that is hoittee-toittee SUPER special! Of course Mama was almost cryin'!

Here are those two Love Birdies!

And presenting, last but not least, my most polished look for the evening... my very own, very first TUX (brought to you by the Grimm-stone)!

After playing Cupid Junior along side my Daddy, we both were gettin' pretty hungry by the end of this fabulous evening! 

And of course the Love Birds had to be festive with their meal, so they decided to go with a heart shaped pizza from the local pizzeria here in town! Mommy and Daddy got pretty excited about their pizza ( I had apples if anyone was wondering)!

Well my fellow Cupids, here's wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day and that everyday is full of love and pizza. I saved all of you a special Big Red Heart, this one's from Me to YOU! 

Happy Paris Day!!!

Bonjour all of my Parisian Peeps!!! Today is my Mama and Daddy's Engagement Anniversary! Two years ago today my Daddy asked Mommy to marry him in Paris!!! Go Daddy!!! This is Mommy with her coffee VERY early in the morning getting ready to get on a train that would take my folks into the most romantic city in the world... or so I am told!

So Daddy takes Mommy to the Cafe Du Trocadero, which is a hoittee toitee sort of cafe that overlooks the Eiffel Tower and...

He has a waiter deliver a letter to Mama that reads, "Veux-Tu M' epouser?" For those who are not up on their french it means, "Will You Marry Me?" As she looks up, he gets on one knee and asks her in English... just in case she didn't understand the note!

Oh, by the way, OF COURSE Mama said, "YYYYEEESSSSS!!!" And then came "The Kiss"! 

The Eiffel Tower even sparkled and lit up right as Daddy got on his knee... what awesome timing My 'Ol Man has! 

My Folks got good practice in takin' pics on their magical and radical Engagement Trip... gettin' ready to capture my face on film!

Happy Paris Day Mommy and Daddy!  I love you guys!  I'm so glad I get to celebrate it with you this year!  One of these years we three will have to make a date to visit the Eiffel Tower together!

So, this is really what happened tonight after bath time.  Mommy almost cried!  It wasn't even planned! It was story time and Daddy turned to the next story we were on for tonight and this is what story it was...

And then Daddy said to Mommy, "God just wanted us to visit Paris tonight... It was just London style!"

Hope I Look This Good When I Turn 90!

Hey all of my party lovin', birthday celebratin', 90 years old turnin' Peeps!!! I had the coolest day on Saturday- and not because it was raining... I crack myself up- I got to celebrate my Great Gramps Big Birthday... no he is not 1 (that will be my Big Day silly), he turned the BIG 9-0!!!!!!! Here is the Birthday Boy with Mommy!

Mommy was super excited to see Our Family that we don't get to see much; as a matter of fact, I got to meet a lot of the Fam for the first time! I met Aunt Gayle who is in this picture with Mama and Gramps, she's what we would consider a "Stage 2 Knee Slapper!"

Mama and I wanted to bring something special to Gramps for his Day; so we handcrafted the two picture frames below! The first one was from me, and the next one was from Daddy, Mommy and Me!  

I got to give Gramps TWO presents and he was so thrilled that he gave me something called an "Irish Rub"... I love this Irish guy!

Mama got an "Irish Rub" too!!! Gramps was just givin' these things away for free!

And then to top off an awesome Birthday Party for my Great Gramps, my Grandpa Mark and I watched non other than the Good 'Ol Mouse named Mickey! This is my kind of party!!! 

A Very, Very Happy 90th Birthday to You Great Gramps... from your favorite "Good 'Ol Boy!"